RNC Attendees Support Trump With Bandages

Welcome to Episode 2 of the live-action s**t present, Basket of Deplorables.

Donald Trump fanatics flooded the Fiserv Discussion board in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, for the second evening of the Republican Nationwide Conference (RNC) and their goofy exuberance couldn’t be contained. These grown a** people walked round with bandages on their ears in “solidarity” with their führer like a gaggle of alt-right Nelly impersonators.

However triage couture wasn’t the one model of nonsense within the constructing. Tens of 1000’s of hardcore Republicans needed to take heed to slut-walkin’ Amber Rose, a paragon of Christian conservative values, give a determined bootlicking speech begging for acceptance following her alt-right awakening.

Ma’am, these people have been calling you and your ilk “whores” for his or her whole lives, and there’s nothing your transMAGA a** can do to vary that now. Godspeed.

That mentioned, there’s at all times at the least one moron prepared to uplift and amplify pure stupidity. That particular person is Van Jones.

Who the hell does Van Jones assume Amber Rose is to the Black group? She not like us. She not like us. That’s not even a price judgment, she made it very clear that she’s not like us final 12 months throughout her spat with Joseline Hernandez. In actual fact, Amber Rose is so not like us that she participated in…regardless of the f**okay this is…

The tradition was not amused.

Lastly, if the aforementioned shenanigans aren’t sufficient, the “conservative democrat” mayor of Dallas, Eric Johnson, obtained on stage to sheepishly clarify why he’s simply “conservative” now.

That speech had the identical flaccid power as Drake did in “The Coronary heart Pt. 6.” Cease it, crodie. You’re embarrassing your self.